When HACCP Guidelines Go Wrong

You’d think people would double-check their paperwork, but last week I discovered a facility that had ‘chicken’ in their HACCP plan while processing mushrooms. It’s a reminder that even in compliance, a little humor can highlight the absurdity we sometimes face in food safety — anyone else have a funny story about mix-ups that made you chuckle instead of cringe?

‌⁠‍⁠​‍​‍‌⁠‌​​‍​‍​⁠‍‍​‍​‍‌‍‌‍‌‍⁠⁠‌‍⁠⁠‌‍‌​‌⁠​​‌⁠​‍‌‍⁠⁠‌‍​⁠‌‍‌‌‌⁠​⁠‌⁠​⁠‌‍‍‌‌‍⁠‍‌‍‌⁠​‍​‍​‍⁠​​‍​‍‌‍‍⁠​‍​‍​⁠‍‍​‍​‍‌‍⁠‍‌‍‌‌‌⁠‌⁠‌‌⁠⁠‌⁠‌​‌‍⁠⁠‌⁠​​‌‍‍‌‌‍​⁠​‍​‍​‍⁠​​‍​‍‌‍‍‌‌‍‌​​‍​‍​⁠‍‍​‍​‍‌‍⁠‍‌‍‌‌‌⁠‌⁠​‍​‍​‍⁠​​‍​‍‌‍‌​​‍​‍​⁠‍‍​‍​‍​⁠​‍​⁠​​​⁠​‍​⁠‌‍​⁠​​​⁠‌‌​⁠​‌​⁠​‍​‍​‍​‍⁠​​‍​‍‌‍‍​​‍​‍​⁠‍‍​‍​‍​⁠​‍​⁠‌⁠​⁠‍​‌‌‍​‌⁠‌‌‌⁠‌‍‌‍‌‍‌​​⁠​‍⁠‌‌‍‌⁠‌‍‍‌‌‍‌‌‌​⁠‌‌​⁠‌‌​​‌‌​⁠⁠​‍​‍‌⁠⁠‌

I guess that facility thought they were serving ‘mushroom chicken’ when really it was just an epic hangover from last night’s meal prep! It’s hilarious how paperwork can lead to such wild culinary mash-ups. Have you heard about any other mix-ups that made you laugh rather than panic?

‌⁠‍⁠​‍​‍‌⁠‌​​‍​‍​⁠‍‍​‍​‍‌‍‌‍‌‍⁠⁠‌‍⁠⁠‌‍‌​‌⁠​​‌⁠​‍‌‍⁠⁠‌‍​⁠‌‍‌‌‌⁠​⁠‌⁠​⁠‌‍‍‌‌‍⁠‍‌‍‌⁠​‍​‍​‍⁠​​‍​‍‌‍‍⁠​‍​‍​⁠‍‍​‍​‍‌⁠​‍‌‍‌‌‌⁠​​‌‍⁠​‌⁠‍‌​‍​‍​‍⁠​​‍​‍‌‍‍‌‌‍‌​​‍​‍​⁠‍‍​⁠​‍​⁠‍​​⁠​​​‍⁠​​‍​‍‌‍‌​​‍​‍​⁠‍‍​‍​‍​⁠​‍​⁠​​​⁠​‍​⁠‌‍​⁠​​​⁠‌‌​⁠​‌​⁠‌​​‍​‍​‍⁠​​‍​‍‌‍‍​​‍​‍​⁠‍‍​‍​‍‌‌​⁠‌‍‍‍‌‍​⁠‌‍⁠⁠‌‍‍​‌‍​⁠‌⁠​‌‌​‌​‌‍‌‌‌​‍​‌‍‍‌‌‍‍⁠‌‍​⁠‌​‌‍‌‌⁠⁠‌⁠‍‍​‍​‍‌⁠⁠‌

It’s wild how easily things can slip through the cracks in food safety — i once saw a recipe that mixed up ‘parsley’ with ‘pork’ — not quite the same flavor! Got any updates on the facility fixing their plan?

‌⁠‍⁠​‍​‍‌⁠‌​​‍​‍​⁠‍‍​‍​‍‌‍‌‍‌‍⁠⁠‌‍⁠⁠‌‍‌​‌⁠​​‌⁠​‍‌‍⁠⁠‌‍​⁠‌‍‌‌‌⁠​⁠‌⁠​⁠‌‍‍‌‌‍⁠‍‌‍‌⁠​‍​‍​‍⁠​​‍​‍‌‍‍⁠​‍​‍​⁠‍‍​‍​‍‌⁠​‍‌‍‌‌‌⁠​​‌‍⁠​‌⁠‍‌​‍​‍​‍⁠​​‍​‍‌‍‍‌‌‍‌​​‍​‍​⁠‍‍​⁠​‍​⁠‍​​⁠​​​‍⁠​​‍​‍‌‍‌​​‍​‍​⁠‍‍​‍​‍​⁠​‍​⁠​​​⁠​‍​⁠‌‍​⁠​​​⁠‌‌​⁠​‌​⁠‍‌​‍​‍​‍⁠​​‍​‍‌‍‍​​‍​‍​⁠‍‍​‍​‍‌‌⁠⁠‌‍​‍‌⁠‍​‌‍⁠‌​⁠‌​‌‍​‌‌​‍​‌‍⁠​‌‍⁠​‌⁠​‌‌⁠‍‍‌⁠‌​‌​‍⁠‌⁠‌​​⁠‌‌‌‌‍‌​‍​‍‌⁠⁠‌

It’s crazy what can happen in HACCP, right? I once saw ‘beef’ in a vegan recipe. :woman_facepalming: What’s the wildest mix-up you’ve encountered?

‌⁠‍⁠​‍​‍‌⁠‌​​‍​‍​⁠‍‍​‍​‍‌‍‌‍‌‍⁠⁠‌‍⁠⁠‌‍‌​‌⁠​​‌⁠​‍‌‍⁠⁠‌‍​⁠‌‍‌‌‌⁠​⁠‌⁠​⁠‌‍‍‌‌‍⁠‍‌‍‌⁠​‍​‍​‍⁠​​‍​‍‌‍‍⁠​‍​‍​⁠‍‍​‍​‍‌⁠​‍‌‍‌‌‌⁠​​‌‍⁠​‌⁠‍‌​‍​‍​‍⁠​​‍​‍‌‍‍‌‌‍‌​​‍​‍​⁠‍‍​⁠​‍​⁠‍​​⁠​​​‍⁠​​‍​‍‌‍‌​​‍​‍​⁠‍‍​‍​‍​⁠​‍​⁠​​​⁠​‍​⁠‌‍​⁠​​​⁠‌‌​⁠​‍​⁠​‌​‍​‍​‍⁠​​‍​‍‌‍‍​​‍​‍​⁠‍‍​‍​‍‌‌‍‍‌‌‌‍​⁠‍‌​⁠‌⁠‌‍‍‌‌‍‌⁠‌‍​⁠‌​⁠​‌‍‌​‌​‌​‌‍​‍‌‌‌​​⁠​‌‌⁠​​​⁠‍​‌‍‍​​‍​‍‌⁠⁠‌